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Fighting Goliath

Lyrics

 

The New Guys Marching

Words by: Joe Schneider and Justin Schneider

Music Written by: Dave Matthews Band

They are on in the morning

They make jokes, but none are real funny

They are always doing a lot

But it sucks and Dave is always high on pot

 

Yeah Greg is the fat one

Drinks some shakes to clean out his big bum

But they didn't do a thing

Because his hairy crack just grows deeper

 

They think they're DJ's

But they're the jokes not they're pre-written punch lines

Bring Holmberg back

They New Guys are full of crap

 

Then there's that guy called Monkey

Shaun says he's cute

But he says he's not gay

He's always doing the dumb stunts

So that makes three monkeys they're beating

 

Sucky DJ's

But they're the jokes not they're pre-written punch lines

Bring Holmberg back

They New Guys are full of crap

 

Yeah Greg Simms and Dave Smiley

Think they're stars

Yeah they think they're big hot shots

They think they've reached perfection

But they just stink and we've got to change them

 

And all the other DJs hate them

They pull dumb stunts to get their ratings

But they're just a shame

They're just a shame . . . yeah!

 

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